Jungle Cruise Skipper

For anyone with a multi-seater mount, this skipper costume--completely with a company approved haircut/color and lack of jewelry and, is ready to liven up the stay or anyone within earshot of your loudspeaker! ...you have one, right? [Best paired with machinist so you'll have a pistol to help scare off any wildlife that gets a little too close. Skippers must supply their own bad jokes.]