Big AL

This is Big Al. He's big. He's from AL. As in, Alabama, and a city-state called Tuscaloosa. Gives spiritual mojo to professional foot-ball team there. Team is called Alabama Crimson Tide. Uses a Rammer Jammer (invisible punchy thingies) and Yellow Hammer (a GSM tool) to flex on Hrothgars in orange prowling the evil empire from city-state of Auburn and uses Iron Bowl as shield. Salutes you with three simple words. ROLL TIDE ROLL! GO BAMA!