Dirtbag Uncle

Cargo pants? Check! Homeopathic copper bracelet? Check! Living the double-belt life? Check! Got a great opportunity on timeshares that you really ought to look into? Check! Or cash, that'd be even better. Full dirtbag glam mode to bring an air of "who let you in here?" to the most serious of cutscenes. Male models can find an alternative wristlet or just skip it entirely and pull the look off just as well!